March 20, 2003
Bush's extended plans for fighting bioterrorism in China
Now that the new SARS virus has been nailed down to a Hong Kong hotel, President-selected Bush announced plans to invade The People's Republic of China "at a time of our choosing."
"Biological weapons are bad," Mr. Bush said. "It's obvious that when people die from disease, a weapon has been employed. We took out the Iraqis for past possession of these weapons, and we'll take out the Chinese for it too."
In other news, earlier reports that Bush had cursed his God for giving him a runny nose on the eve of his conquest of the Middle East could not be confirmed. Initial reports that shouts of "WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME!" came from the Oval Office can only be considered rumor at this point.
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