Eris, the goddess of chaos and discord and patron slut of leaded persons throughout the Universe, paused from her party in Baghdad to mix the pot in my very own household. Within moments of jesting about President-wannabe Bush's whining about being Job-ed (as in Book of Job), I was assaulted by a contingent of foreign bacterial and viral assassins in my nasal, bronchial, orbital, and gastro-intestinal cavities.
Caught by surprise, defensive forces initially fell back and ceded large territories of the upper throat, eyes, and nasal cavities. Commanders of allied forces called for immediate neo-hibernation that provided an opportunity to regroup and re-energize T-cell brigades and phagocyte fighters. These forces eventually drove the invaders out of the esophageal regions, but they were unable to entirely defeat the poisonous killers.
Currently the foreign agents aimed at destroying my biological capacities are entrenched in the nasal cavities and are running savage guerrilla attacks on the soft vision targets in the orbital cavities. Allied forces are constantly engaged with the enemy and analyses of the frequent effluent discharges indicate that the enemy is taking heavy casualties.
Local commanders, while always wary of predicting the twists and turns of warfare, suggest that full biological function may be restored within 48 hours, pending the strength of allied forces and the will of Eris herself.Posted by Nutrimentia at March 25, 2003 08:21 AM | TrackBack