April 19, 2003

Humidity: Further proof there is no God.

Well, at least proof that he didn't create us in his own image. There is no fucking way a supreme being would create us without setting us up with either a love for humidity or an environment that didn't have it.

Think about it. Do you know anyone who actually enjoys humidity? Who looks forward the hot sticky mugginess of humid summers? It's a common climatic phenomenon, and I'm sure it was in the Garden of Eden, lush place that it was.

I'm tempted to think that evolution failed us as well. Surely there would have been a competitive advantage to enjoying humid environments, so why don't we love it? I actually am not opposed to humidity per se but rather my emotion response to it. Nothing ruins a good spring like the dawn of humidity.

Bah, just grouchy today.

Posted by Nutrimentia at April 19, 2003 08:29 PM | TrackBack